1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square one
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
4. You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
5. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
6. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
7. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
8. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
10. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
11. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
12. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
13. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
14. You never ever run out of salt.
15. You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
16. There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
17. People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
18. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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